“Hello there, my name is Hank the horned lizard.  Some people call me Tony the horny toad.  Call me what you would like, just don’t call me late for my dinner of ants and other pesky insects.  I’ll be roaming around the yard looking for snacks and keeping you company.  It’s a pleasure to meet you!”
10″L, 7″W, 4″H
6lbs